Got this interesting piece from Yumsie and thought of sharing it with everyone. I didn't know that you can actually relate an object to either being a male or a female(Heeehee!) till I read the below email attachment.
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying .
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying .
My favourite would be the freezer bags and hot air balloons! Hahaha :P
15 comments:
hahahaha...i lik them all...
feverite is the train...:) reminded me of someone i know....*wink*
lovely piece!
Idham
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
i like this one ... squeezable :-)
Id,
Hmmm, you like the one on trains...hehehhe:)I know someone else too who reminds me of trains ....:P
Azer,
You like squeezable sponges..:P
This is fun kan..hehehe
hehehe i like the tyres...wonder how it will turn out coz i used to eja tayar in jawi as ro wau dal alif! (based on the picture given..LOL)
I can so relate to photocopiers :)
hehh.hehhh like TB.i so can relate to photocopier...
and for men..most of them fits well
i rasa i hammer la becos i treat everyone else like nails.
hehe...I like trains and egg timers Nour..so true...sometimes :p
hehe... very funny. Whoever created them must be really creative!
I like trains... so true ;p
sponges. hmm... definitely.
mouse is male or female?
mama rock,
I have seen that..damn funny and hilarious ..hahahaa :)
true blue & Adorable,
yeap..wrong buttons..and everything goes crash boom bang..:P
Yes..they describe the men perfectly..hehe
Merapuman,
Gosh that is scary...so you like nailing people eh! :) You can come to my office and nail my boss tak??hehehe...
blackfeline,
the same pick up lines...yeah men should learn to be more creative...coz the most common pick up line would be..."do I know you?".....hehehe.
As for the weight being at the bottom thingy..hahahha that makes loads of sense..:)
razberries,
hahah yeahlah raz, the same ol' pick up line, they shld be innovative..I have seen girls nowadays using the weirdest pick up lines ever..believe me..hahahah :P
jade,
yeah I agree especially on the part of being soft and squeezable...but what's with the retaining water issue?
gravt kills,
I wld say it's a FEMALE!! A babe in total control heheh :-P
what say you?
:)
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